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Best quotes to send by SMS
And we know that all things work together or good to them that love God.Author: Bible
Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child.Author: Waiter Rant
Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.Author: G. M. Trevelyan
Anger is the only thing to put off until tomorrow.Author: Czech Proverb
Anger without power is folly.Author: German Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
Policeman: Why were you
asleep at
the wheel?
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Policeman:
Why were you
speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of
gas.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
McAfee and Bracket were driving home
after a big party.
"Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for
that bridge that's
coming down the road toward us."
"What
are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett.
"You're
the one who's driving!"This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
The train was about to pull out of the
station. Swinging a
large bag, a young man managed to reach the
train, throw his bag in and
climb aboard, gasping for air.
seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should be in better
shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker and
still be fresh. Look at you, panting away."
The young man took
a deep breath and said, "Pop, I missed this train
at the *last*
station."This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
A
Roadway driver is driving east on
Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and
the CB crackles to life .
"Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest poofs in America?"
comes
from the CB.
The Roadway driver replies . "I
don't know" .
The other trucker says " You and your brother
".
Well the Roadway driver gets all annoyed but the other driver tells
him
"Its just a joke - tell it to the next truck you
see."
Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour an finally sees
another truck .he gets on the CB and says " Hey other truck do you know
who
the two biggest poofs in the world are?"
The other trucker
says " I don't know who?"
The roadway driver replies " Me and
my brother"This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes