Best quotes to send by SMS
David Letterman USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
Author: David Letterman

Bertrand Russell Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Matt Groening Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Author: Matt Groening

Edna Ferber Perhaps too much of everything is as bad as too little.
Author: Edna Ferber

Richard M. Nixon I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have never profited from public service. I've earned every cent. And in all of my years in public life I have never obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my years of public l
Author: Richard M. Nixon

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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