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Best quotes to send by SMS
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.Author: Aristotle
A little learning is a dangerous thing;
drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring:
there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,
and drinking largely sobers us again.Author: Alexander Pope
A little one shall become a thousand, and a small one a strong nation.Author: Bible
A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.Author: Steve Jobs
A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.Author: Jackie Gleason
The best jokes to send by SMS
One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
There was
nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives
her a weird
look.
An hour later she goes back out to her
mailbox and goes back in cause
there was nothing in it and her
neighbor goes "What the hell is she
doing?"
An hour later she goes
back out side and looks in the mailbox and there
is nothing in it.
Finally the neighbor gets curious enough to ask her
what she is
doing. The blone says, "My stupid computer keeps saying
you've got
mail."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the
blonde who thought
nitrates was cheaper than day rates?This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why did eighteen
blondes go to the
movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't
admitted!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the
infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk
explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that
she
would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby
together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and
subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work,"
countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm
the aunt."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q:
What do you call a blonde in a tree with
a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes