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Best quotes to send by SMS
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.Author: Ambrose Bierce
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.Author: Wally Lamb
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.Author: Unknown
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.Author: Ambrose Bierce
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.Author: Sir Ralph Richardson
The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles
home.
Ghost: Why don't you take a train.
Monster: I did once,
but my mother made me give it back.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What do you get if
you cross a Rolls
Royce with a vampire?
A monster that attacks expensive cars and
sucks out their gas
tanks.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What is the meaning of
afford?
It's the car most sales representatives drive.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What should a teacher take if
he's
run down?
The number of the car that hit him.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What is an autograph?
A chart which
shows car sales.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes