Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas Merton Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Author: Thomas Merton

W. Somerset Maugham Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Alfred North Whitehead Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is recognition of the pattern.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

Eugene Delacroix Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
Author: Eugene Delacroix

William James As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.
Author: William James

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dinosaur jokes Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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Dinosaur jokes Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
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Dinosaur jokes Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
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Dinosaur jokes What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
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Dinosaur jokes Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
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