Best quotes to send by SMS

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Author: Thomas Merton
Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham
Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is recognition of the pattern.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead
Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
Author: Eugene Delacroix
As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.
Author: William James
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A:
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry his library card.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
What's red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes