Best quotes to send by SMS

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Author: John Dryden
Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. ...The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.
Author: Frank Herbert
Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.
Author: Terry Pratchett
Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino
!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What's a dog favourite hobby ?
Collecting
fleas !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog chases anything
red ?
A
bull dog !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy
road ?
A mutt in a rut !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a
computer and a
Rottweiller ?
A computer with a lot of bites !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes