Best quotes to send by SMS
Benjamin Franklin Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

John Dryden Beware the fury of a patient man.
Author: John Dryden

Frank Herbert Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. ...The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.
Author: Frank Herbert

Terry Pratchett Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
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Dog jokes What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !
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Dog jokes What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
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Dog jokes What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
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