Best quotes to send by SMS
Francois de Fenelon Discouragement is simply the despair of wounded self-love.
Author: Francois de Fenelon

Lytton Strachey Discretion is not the better part of biography.
Author: Lytton Strachey

Moses Ibn Ezra Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.
Author: Moses Ibn Ezra

Chinese Proverb Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Czech Proverb Do not always expect good to happen, but do not let evil take you by surprise.
Author: Czech Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Food jokes Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Food jokes Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Food jokes What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Food jokes First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes