Best quotes to send by SMS

Discouragement is simply the despair of wounded self-love.
Author: Francois de Fenelon
Discretion is not the better part of biography.
Author: Lytton Strachey
Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.
Author: Moses Ibn Ezra
Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil.
Author: Chinese Proverb
Do not always expect good to happen, but do not let evil take you by surprise.
Author: Czech Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

What
cake wanted to rule the world?
Attila the Bun.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula:
Marshmallows,
chocolate fudge cake...
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
come
away from that cookie tin?
No more, mom. It's empty.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What happens
if you play tabletennis with a
bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her
skin
had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her
lips like
cherries - that's my girl.
Second boy: Sounds like a
fruit salad to me.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes