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Best quotes to send by SMS
At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets.Author: Oscar Wilde
Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.Author: Albert Camus
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.Author: Welsh Proverb
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.Author: Yogi Berra
The best jokes to send by SMS
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
meet?
They were both dating the same girl in high school.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military
action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why did the
IRS recently audit Bill
Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers
given coffee
breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
A bus filled with politicians was
driving
through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus
driver,
caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and
crashes
into the ditch.
A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash
and
rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the
politicians
he buries them.
The next day, the police come to the farm to
question the
man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the
police
officer. "Were they all dead?"
The farmer answered, "Some
said they weren't, but you
know how politicians lie."This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes