Best quotes to send by SMS

Everyone who receives the protection of society owes a return for the benefit.
Author: John Stuart Mill
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Author: Confucius
Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself.
Author: Paul Hawken
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Author: Plato
The best jokes to send by SMS

First Caribou: What do
you call a bee that
can't make up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the difference
between an elephant
and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have
elephants !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's black, yellow and covered in
blackberries ?
A bramble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Can bees fly in
the rain ?
Not without
their little yellow jackets !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes