Best quotes to send by SMS
John Stuart Mill Everyone who receives the protection of society owes a return for the benefit.
Author: John Stuart Mill

Confucius Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Author: Confucius

Paul Hawken Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself.
Author: Paul Hawken

Alfred North Whitehead Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

Plato Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Author: Plato

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.
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Insect jokes What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
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Insect jokes What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !
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Insect jokes Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !
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Insect jokes What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !
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