Best quotes to send by SMS
Homer For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.
Author: Homer

Turkish Proverb For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.
Author: Turkish Proverb

Marilyn C. Barrick For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.
Author: Marilyn C. Barrick

Eric Ambler For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
Author: Eric Ambler

Bible For the wages of sin is death.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !
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