Best quotes to send by SMS

For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.
Author: Homer
For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.
Author: Turkish Proverb
For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.
Author: Marilyn C. Barrick
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
Author: Eric Ambler
For the wages of sin is death.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna
!
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the wall !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie-versary !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anya
!
Anya who ?
Anya best behavior !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arbus
!
Arbus who ?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari
!
Ari who ?
Arin't you glad you use Dial !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes