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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I have come to you, without sin, without guilt, without evil, without a witness against me, without one whom I have wronged. I am one pure of mouth, pure of hands.Author: The Book of the Dead
Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Polonius: By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet: Or like a whale?
Polonius: Very like a whaAuthor: William Shakespeare
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.Author: Ernest Hemingway
Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly, one-directionally, without regret or reservation.Author: William H. Sheldon
Happiness is something that you are and it comes from the way you think.Author: Wayne Dyer
The best jokes to send by SMS
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
Dump
him.This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Why does a man only get half-hour
lunch-breaks?
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
How many men does it take to make
popcorn?
Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the
stove.This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
A
woman of 35 thinks of having children. What
does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
What is the
thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.This is the joke from a category: Men jokes