Best quotes to send by SMS
Marie Curie I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie

Rachel Hunter I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter

Shakti Gawain I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain

Socrates I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates

Oscar Wilde I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best jokes to send by SMS
Political jokes Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
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Political jokes Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.
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Political jokes Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
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Political jokes "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. I'm a Republican."
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Political jokes Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
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