Best quotes to send by SMS

I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie
I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter
I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates
I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde
The best jokes to send by SMS

Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why
their kids pretend to shoot each
other with dolls.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
Most Republicans try, at least
once,
enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their
families in their Christmas cards.
Public ridicule from Democrats
usually discourages them from doing it
again.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
Democrat men like to watch football while
the women fix
holiday meals.
On this, Republicans are in full
agreement.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
"Are you a
member of any organized
political party?"
"No. I'm a Republican."
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal
who made it through adolescence.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes