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Best quotes to send by SMS
I dont like animals. Its a strange thing, I dont like men and I dont like animals. As for God, he is beginning to disgust me.Author: Samuel Beckett
I don't think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and that's what counts.Author: Angelina Jolie
I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.Author: Stephen Colbert
I dote on his very absence.Author: William Shakespeare
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.Author: William H. Mauldin
The best jokes to send by SMS
What is the meaning of life?
All
evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes
At the first session of a conversion class
the
minister conducting the class asked, "What must
we do before
we can expect forgiveness from sin?"
After a long silence, one
of the men in attendance
raised his hand and said:
"Sin?"This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes
How do Religious Education
teachers mark
exams?
With spirit levels.This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes
What did Adam do when he wanted some
sugar?
He raised Cain.This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes
What's the moral of the story
about
Jonah and the whale ?
You can't keep a good man down !This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes