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Best quotes to send by SMS
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.Author: Dick Gregory
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.Author: Harry S Truman
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.Author: Victor Borge
I paint self-portraits because I am so often alone, because I am the person I know best.Author: Frida Kahlo
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.Author: Sydney Biddle Barrows
The best jokes to send by SMS
What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over
backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.
Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
What do you get it
you cross a porcupine
with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a
saw.This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
yet?...Son:
I don't know. The dentist kept itThis is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
Willie: "I have an awful
toothache."
Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."
Willie: "Yes, if it was
yours, I would, too."This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes