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BenQ Z2
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Best quotes to send by SMS
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.Author: Albert Einstein
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.Author: Herodotus
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.Author: Paul Beatty
I never know how much of what I say is true.Author: Bette Midler
If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.Author: William McFee
The best jokes to send by SMS
Waiter: I'm
sorry to keep you waiting.
Your soup will be ready soon.
Customer: What bait are you using?This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in
my
ice-cream !
Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early
in the
year !This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a
spider drowning in my
soup !
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup !
Yes,
it's the rotting meat that attracts them !This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, I can't eat this
meat, it's
crawling with maggots !
Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab
it as it goes by
!This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes