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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.Author: Bruce Barton
If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it.Author: Frank Tyger
If you can't do what you want, do what you can.Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what you don't want, you suffer; even when you get exactly what you want, you still suffer because you can't hold on to it forever. Your mind is your predicament. It wants to be free of change. Free oAuthor: Dan Millman
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.Author: Henry David Thoreau
The best jokes to send by SMS
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked
Jordan's reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got
into the car and
left.
"So how was it?" Elaine asked when
they returned home.
"Great," Little Jordan replied.
"Did you
and your father have a good time?" asked Elaine.
"Yeah, Daddy
especially liked it," exclaimed Jordan, excitedly,
"especially when
one of the animals came racing home at 30 to
1!"This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes
Zoo visitor: What's the new
baby hippo's
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell
me.This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes
What's the difference between Windows
95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.This is the joke from a category: Random joke of the day
"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Redmond,
WA --Microsoft announced today
that the official release date for the
new operating system "Windows
2000" will be delayed until the second
quarter of 1901.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes