Best quotes to send by SMS

In the garden, Autumn is, indeed the crowning glory of the year, bringing us the fruition of months of thought and care and toil. And at no season, safe perhaps in Daffodil time, do we get such superb colour effects as from August to November.
Author: Rose G. Kingsley
In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.
Author: Dante Alighieri
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Author: Scott Adams
In this life we get only those things for which we hunt, for which we strive, and for which we are willing to sacrifice.
Author: George Matthew Adams
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Author: Paul Harvey
The best jokes to send by SMS

How many
technical writers does it take to
change a light bulb?
Just one, provided there's a programmer around
to explain how to do
it.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Helpline? I've just pushed a
piece of
bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but
there's a lot of crackling.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a
choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the
one we've got or don't
use any at all.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What did one
keyboard say to the other
keyboard?
Sorry, you're not my type.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What do you get if you cross a computer
with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes