Best quotes to send by SMS
Rose G. Kingsley In the garden, Autumn is, indeed the crowning glory of the year, bringing us the fruition of months of thought and care and toil. And at no season, safe perhaps in Daffodil time, do we get such superb colour effects as from August to November.
Author: Rose G. Kingsley

Dante Alighieri In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.
Author: Dante Alighieri

Scott Adams If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Author: Scott Adams

George Matthew Adams In this life we get only those things for which we hunt, for which we strive, and for which we are willing to sacrifice.
Author: George Matthew Adams

Paul Harvey In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Author: Paul Harvey

The best jokes to send by SMS
Computer jokes How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Computer jokes Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.
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Computer jokes Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.
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Computer jokes What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you're not my type.
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Computer jokes What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
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