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Best quotes to send by SMS
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.Author: Margaret Bonnano
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.Author: Thomas Babington Macaulay
It is quite possible for people who have never met us and who have spent only twenty minutes thinking about us to come to a better understanding of who we are than people who have known us for years.Author: Malcolm Gladwell
It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.Author: Zelda Fitzgerald
The best jokes to send by SMS
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Sumo Barbie ...comes with
thongThis is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in
ratty, old housecoat; comes
with dirty laundry and sink full of
dishesThis is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe: Because on the bottle it says
"to be taken in water."This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the
bathroom.This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One
stayed in the van as look
out and the other went into the storeroom.
Fifteen minutes went by,
then half an hour, then an hour, and no
sign of him. The look out finally
grew impatient and went to look for
his partner. Inside the store the
two came face to face. "Where
have you been?" demanded the worried
look out. "The boss told me to
take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap
and a towel."This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes