Best quotes to send by SMS

Just because it's only 'stuff' doesn't mean I can't appreciate it while I have it.
Author: Starline X. Hodge
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Author: Clarence Darrow
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
Author: Unknown
Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due.
Author: Domitus Ulpian
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Author: Friedrich von Schiller
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: How did the blonde
break her leg playing
hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes like buttered
toast?
A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes stand
under light
bulbs?
A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes