Best quotes to send by SMS
Starline X. Hodge Just because it's only 'stuff' doesn't mean I can't appreciate it while I have it.
Author: Starline X. Hodge

Clarence Darrow Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Author: Clarence Darrow

Unknown In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
Author: Unknown

Domitus Ulpian Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due.
Author: Domitus Ulpian

Friedrich von Schiller Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Author: Friedrich von Schiller

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.
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Blonde jokes Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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Blonde jokes Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.
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Blonde jokes Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
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Blonde jokes Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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