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Best quotes to send by SMS
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.Author: Quentin Crisp
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.Author: John Lennon
Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away.Author: Dag Hammarskjold
If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.Author: John Russell
Life's not a paragraph And death i think is no parenthesisAuthor: e e cummings
The best jokes to send by SMS
Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, they're stopping
to let the passengers off.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I
get my clothes on.'
All the passengers in the bus turned
towards the door to look at the
woman. She got on with a bag full of
laundry.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes