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Best quotes to send by SMS
Cogito ergo sum. (I think; therefore I am.)Author: Rene Descartes
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.Author: Pico Iyer
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.Author: C. E. Stowe
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.Author: Laurence J. Peter
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.Author: E. W. Dijkstra
The best jokes to send by SMS
A husband and wife were having dinner at a
very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes
over to
their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see
him later
and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the
hell was
that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well,
that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I
want a
divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but
remember, if
we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips
to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany,
no more Infinities
and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht
club. But the decision is
yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the
restaurant with a gorgeous
babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with
Jim? " asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she
replies.This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes
Q: Why do divorced men get married
again?
A: Bad memory.This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes