Best quotes to send by SMS

Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
Author: American Proverb
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Author: Tom Robbins
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
Author: Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Author: Euripides
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why did the dog jump into the sea?
He wanted to
chase the catfish!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Q: What's got four legs and no ears?
A: Mike
Tyson's dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an
Internet cafe and the
dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out
my web site!" The hound
asked
for the address and the dalmation
responded,
"www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How come you
never write e-mails?
I'd
rather send a note!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By
teepee-mail!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes