Best quotes to send by SMS
Friedrich Nietzsche Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

American Proverb Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
Author: American Proverb

Tom Robbins Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Author: Tom Robbins

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
Author: Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Euripides Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Author: Euripides

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!
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Dog jokes Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
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Dog jokes A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
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E-mail jokes How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!
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E-mail jokes How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
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