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Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
Author: Germaine Greer

Life is like getting dropped off in the middle of the woods, and then year by year, gradually walking home.
Author: April Foiles

Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
Author: Martha Stewart

Life isn't long enough for love and art.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
Author: Anais Nin

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!
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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
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