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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Author: Totie Fields

I've got to follow them - I am their leader.
Author: Alexandre Rollin

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Author: Erica Jong

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.
Author: Christina Baldwin

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes