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The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Author: Ayn Rand

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
Author: G. H. Hardy

The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape...
Author: Pablo Picasso

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
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Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
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Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?
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Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?
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Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin' wet?" "Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."
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