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I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Author: Emily Dickinson

I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I want to say it firmly: There is a tendency for the world to say to America, "the big problems of the world are yours, you go and sort them out," and then to worry when America wants to sort them out.
Author: Tony Blair

I know all except myself.
Author: Francois Villon

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes