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But all endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time.
Author: Mitch Albom

But O the truth, the truth. The many eyes That look on it! The diverse things they see.
Author: George Meredith

But seduction isnt making someone do what they dont want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
Author: Waiter Rant

But the truth was that he died from solitude, the enemy known but to few on this Earth, and whom only the simplest of us are fit to withstand. The brilliant Costaguanaro of the boulevards had died from solitude and want of faith in himself and others.
Author: Joseph Conrad

But to my mind, though I am native here And to the manner born, it is a custom More honoured in the breach than the observance.
Author: William Shakespeare

What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.
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What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
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Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work.
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