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The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust

The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi

It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.
Author: Ursula K. LeGuin

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.
Author: Joan Baez

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.
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Patient: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You're thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW. T: You want to do it now. P: [Jumps out window.] T: Woosh. Splat.
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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
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Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes