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Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.
Author: William Shakespeare

Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as a method of solving conflicts between national groups within a society who have different views about how the society is to run.
Author: Margaret Mead

Our heroes are those... who... act above and beyond the call of duty and in so doing give definition to patriotism and elevate all of us.... America is the land of the free because we are the home of the brave.
Author: David Mahoney

Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Author: Henry Miller

Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or ambulance?"
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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
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Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.
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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
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How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!
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