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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
Author: Oscar Wilde

If all men are born free, how is it that all women are born slaves?
Author: Mary Astell

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Author: Hermann Hesse

When good men die their goodness does not perish, But lives though they are gone. As for the bad, All that was theirs dies and is buried with them.
Author: Euripides

When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running to my books. They quickly absorb me and banish the clouds from my mind.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss
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Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.
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Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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