Best Cell Phones

There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not? But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the expe
Author: Penn Jillette

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Author: William Shakespeare

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Author: Larry Hardiman

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who responded to the scene. Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so- called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A. Yes sir, with my life. Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties? A. Yes sir, we do. Q. And do you have a locker in that room? A. Yes sir, I do. Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? A. Yes sir. Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life , that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers? A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.
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Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.
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Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.
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Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?
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