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One must not lose desires. They are mighty stimulants to creativeness, to love, and to long life.
Author: Alexander A. Bogomoletz

One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
Author: Randall Jarrell

One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right even when you feel wrong.
Author: Sean Stewart

I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Author: Margaret Cho

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
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What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.
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Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, "A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasn't me!" "Ha, ha!" laughed Payne. "And I suppose the little snot had done it all along!"
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All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?" "No," said the burglar. "That's funny," the boy said to himself. "I could have sworn I heard a noise!"
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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something." The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."
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