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I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Author: Carl Sandburg

We are always in our own company.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a star gone wrong.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.
Author: Vincent Canby

I was eyes to the blind, and feet was I to the lame.
Author: Bible

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes

I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes

There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him. The next day the original truck driver arrives in town and sees the new truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in single file behind him. The original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, "What's going on? I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!" The new truck driver responds, "I did take them to the zoo. And I had enough money left over so now we're going to see a movie."
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes