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If youth only knew: if age only could.
Author: Henri Estienne

We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking. We move along the surface of things[but] there are times when we stop. We sit sill. We lose ourselves in a pile of leaves or its memory. We listen and breezes from a whole other world
Author: James Carroll

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
Author: Alice Walker

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
Author: Stephen Vincent Benet

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Author: Garrison Keillor

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
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What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
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Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !
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