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Behold, there ariseth a little cloud out of the sea, like a man's hand.
Author: Bible

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Author: Blake Clark

Believe one who has proved it. Believe an expert.
Author: Virgil

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha'.
Author: Ernst Haas

Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Author: Aesop

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
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Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes