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Knowledge is like a garden; if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested.
Author: African Proverb

Knowledge must come through action; you can have no test which is not fanciful, save by trial.
Author: Sophocles

It isn't kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Author: Anthony Burgess

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Author: Victor Hugo

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head
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