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I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction.
Author: Ian McKellen

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility.
Author: William Shakespeare

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
Author: C. S. Lewis

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Author: Herb Caen

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.
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Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company
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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing." As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, "Typical male."
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Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
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Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
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