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Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Author: David T. Wolf

If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Author: Tom Stoppard

If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation
Author: Nikola Tesla

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
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Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !
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What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !
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