Best Cell Phones

If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.
Author: Dorothy Gilman

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Author: Doug Larson

If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
Author: Meister Eckhart

If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living.
Author: Jewish Proverb

If the young only knew; if the old only could.
Author: French Proverb

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes