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Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Author: Karl Marx

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Author: Confucius

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Author: Richard Dawkins

If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
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Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'
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