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The first duty of a man is the seeking after and the investigation of truth.
Author: Cicero

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first rule of business, is never sell something you love. Otherwise, you may as well be selling your children.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Author: Joan Rivers

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough
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A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
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Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
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