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It is how people respond to stress that determines whether they will profit from misfortune or be miserable.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right.
Author: Laurens Van der Post

Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
Author: Martin Mull

It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we must draw our strength to live and our reasons for living.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

It is light grief that can take counsel.
Author: Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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