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I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

This is like deja vu all over again.
Author: Yogi Berra

Listen, can you hear it? Spring's sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through the snow. The song of buds swelling on the vine. The tender timpani of a baby robin's heart. Spring.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in what youre doing, or it comes out flat. You cant fake your way through this.
Author: Real Live Preacher

This is the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers.... There is divinity in odd numbers, either in nativity, chance, or death.
Author: William Shakespeare

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes