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Samsung SGH-Z300
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Best quotes to send by SMS
Physician, heal thyself.Author: Bible
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.Author: Don Marquis
Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.Author: Epicurus
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.Author: Lester B. Pearson
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and
PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A:
Because they are plugged into a genius.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is
having an orgasm?
A. He is usually home with the kids!This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a
toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes