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Sometimes you feel other people's pain worse than your own. We're armored against our own troubles. We can't afford to give in to despair. Then you see someone else struggling, and it breaks your... heart.
Author: Sean Stewart

Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Author: Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
Author: Steven Pearl

Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy worst of thoughts The worst of words.
Author: William Shakespeare

Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
Author: John Andrew Holmes

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, ''There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy.'' The Scot is not impressed and says, ''That's nothing! In the Highlands every time you buy a drink the landlord buys you five.'' At this point the Englishman is fairly impressed. The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says ''That's nothing. In Dublin there's this pub where the landlord buys your drinks all night, and then when the bar shuts he takes you into a room and makes love to you.'' The Scot and Englishman are well impressed and ask if the Irishman goes there a lot. He replies ''No, but my sister told me about it.''
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Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.
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Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says ''Now tell me a sentence using all three words.'' The Mexican says ''I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"
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Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes