Best quotes to send by SMS
Eugene McCarthy The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Author: Eugene McCarthy

Margo Kaufman The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
Author: Margo Kaufman

Kin Hubbard The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Lord Brabazon I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
Author: Lord Brabazon

Eric Hoffer The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
Author: Eric Hoffer

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !
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