Best quotes to send by SMS

The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Author: Eugene McCarthy
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
Author: Margo Kaufman
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Author: Kin Hubbard
I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
Author: Lord Brabazon
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
Author: Eric Hoffer
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bellows
!
Bellows who ?
Bellows me some money can I have it please !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benny
!
Bennny who ?
Benny thing happening !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernie
!
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bethany
!
Bethany who ?
Bethany good movies recently !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bhuto
!
Bhuto who ?
Bhuto-n the other foot !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes