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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

It's the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion.
Author: Rebecca West

It's wonderful what we can do if we're always doing.
Author: George Washington

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Author: Totie Fields

I've got to follow them - I am their leader.
Author: Alexandre Rollin

Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help. "Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night arrived and somebody else won the prize. Joe again looked up and prayed... "Oh Lord, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Again, Lotto night came and went and Joe still had no luck. Once again, he prayed... "Oh, Lord, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order ... " Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and Joe was confronted by the voice of the Lord himself: "Joe, Meet Me Half Way On This One. Buy A Ticket!"
This is the joke from a category: Lotto jokes

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes