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A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
Author: Thomas Mann

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Author: Herbert Hoover

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Author: Carl Sagan

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
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Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.
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A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.
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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
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