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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the inevitable Thou shouldst not grieve.
Author: Bhagavad Gita

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much.
Author: W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman

For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal.
Author: John F. Kennedy

For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage. "Look," she reacted. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "You're wrong," the young man replied. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."
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A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists. The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?" "No, sir," retorted the brother, "I'm the chip monk."
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What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug.
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Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.
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What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
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