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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what actually happened, but of what men believe happened.
Author: Gerald White Johnson

Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.
Author: William Shakespeare

Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the earth, for he believes that he will never suffer evil in the future, as long as the gods give him success and he flourishes in his strength; but when the b
Author: Homer

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Author: Oscar Wilde

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or time or fortune, but just yourself that kept things from you.
Author: Lillian Hellman

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?" "Where are you?" John asked. "I'm in the drugstore," Jill responded. "And where's the car?" John asked. Jill replied, "It's in here with me."
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes